Would You Rather?

Army of rejected fashion models.

Would you rather be a slug or a snail?

A Slug

Would you rather, fight 100 Duck sized Horses or 1 Horse sized Duck?

One horse duck sized.

Would you rather ride in a paper plane or let a paper plane ride you?

Ride in a paper plane

Would you rather, control weather or read minds?

Control weather.

Would you rather be a woman or a cow?

Ahh both females lol... ehh. a Woman

You may not like this one lol I hated this choice too.. You can see the future
100 puppies are going to 100 orphans
A baby will grow up and become a world dominating tyrant

Would you rather, using your bare hands, to end the life of 100 adorable puppies or one adorable baby?

I'm actually a bit weird this was an easy choice, I would save the puppies so I would end the life of the child for the sake of the puppies.

Would you rather blow balloons or spit bubbles?

Spit bubbles lol

Would you rather have, no one show up at your wedding or no one show up at your funeral?

Wedding as long as the groom shows if he doesn't I pick funeral.

Would you rather eat toes or fingers? (both are very clean and hygienic and safe to eat.)

Eat fingers

Waking up in bed naked and sore, with no memory of the previous night, would you rather be next to 'The Burger King' saying "You had it your way" or Ronald McDonald, saying "You were loving it" ?

You were loving it I so pose.

Would you rather have your life scheduled to the point or eat 100 pounds worth of mustard?

Coming in late on this...I'll answer each one individually then post my own at the very end!

I wanted to delete this because I ended up with two posts but couldn't figure out how so please read my responses in the next post.

Chicken vs. sheep - i'd rather be a sheep. Hopefully i'll be cared for and sheared for my wool and not become somebody's gyro special.
Fish vs. duck - duck so i can fly.
Sushi vs. fried fish - fried fish because sushi tastes a bit too salty to me.
Museum vs. movie - movie but i like museums, too. either would be fine.
Dirt vs. 10 hours of chores - dirt dirt dirt because i assume it won't take me 10 hours.
Starbucks vs. iTunes - Starbucks; not an Apple fan.
Kitten vs. puppy - both are fine...surprise me.
China vs. Japan - both would be fine but I'll say Japan after seeing the news report on how much pollution China has.
Mac n cheese vs. pixie sticks - def mac n cheese; no diabetic comas or rotten teeth for me!
Dr. House vs. Doctor Who - absolutely Doctor Who! especially if i get a cool tardis out of it!
Dolphin vs. monkey - gonna say monkey since i was born during the year of the monkey (chinese zodiac).
Love vs. $10,000,000 - going for the money. i've failed at love several times and no longer believe it exists.
Lose ear vs. lose finger - lose ear; even if the outside is gone i'll still be able to hear. i like having all ten digits.
Kill Mickey vs. race Roadrunner - i'll race the RR...nobody said i have to win LOL
Clean a litter box vs. do jumping jacks on the pancake cue - clean a litter box
Greenland vs. Brazil - both sound fun but i'll go Brazil
Dye my hair neon orange or shave it off - orange!!!
Human vs. sim - human most def...i like my freedom of choice; a sim's free will is limited.
Eat a pencil vs. pet a shark - pet a shark. what could go wrong?
Drink toilet water vs. eat worms - can i say neither? assuming that the toilet water is devoid of poo (and knowing that urine is sterile) and that the worms could be plowing through dung (at leat their own) which is not sterile so...i'd pick the TW.
Swim vs. fly - i can already swim so i pick fly!
Desert w/fam & friends vs. island with strangers - desert
Be painted blue vs. green - green!
Play sims vs. epic party - sims...i'm not a party person
HS vs. bed forever - HS and i'd do it better this time. who wants to be in bed forever?
Pepper in eye vs. wax pit - wax pit (nothing to was really so little pain anticipated).
Drink puddle vs. eat carpet - drink puddle.
Barefoot across Legos vs. hot coals - Legos. i do that anyway because my cat leaves them everywhere.
Blizzard in t-shirt vs. desert in parka - can i take the parka off? i'll say blizzard even though i hate cold weather.
Brief true love vs. eternally pretending - is there a difference? story of my life.
Date Disney royal vs. marry superhero - superhero hands down.
Hammer holes vs. nails - nails
Buy a Bieber album vs. Happy Meal - Happy Meal
Build a Bear vs. Toys R Us - TRU... more variety to play with, no parties to deal with.
Neverland vs. Wonderland - Neverland
Cover self in paint vs. mud - mud
Army of models or wrestlers - wrestlers. i'm afraid with the models i'd still be the ugliest and fattest one in the room!
Be a slug vs. snail - snail so i have a home.
Fight 100 duck-sized horses vs. 1 horse-sized duck - 100 duck-sized horses; i figure i can kick or toss them lol
Ride a paper plane vs. have one ride me - um...afraid to answer this one. have one ride me? maybe on top of my head?
Control weather vs. read minds - if it were control minds i'd pick that but since it's not i'll say control weather.
Woman vs. cow - woman
Kill 100 puppies vs. one baby - given that the baby will grow up to be a tyrant...baby.
Blow balloons vs. spit bubble - bubbles are fun!
Have no one at my wedding vs. my funeral - i'd much rather have them at my funeral.
Eat toes vs. fingers - both sound gross but i'll pick fingers.
Burger King vs. Ronald McDonald - going with the BK because it was my way lol.
Life scheduled or eat 100# of mustard - going for the mustard.

And here's mine...
Would you rather know WHEN you are going to die or HOW you are going to die?

Wow, you didn't have to quote everyone, thats dedication. The game was meant to be a chain link without quotes, you just reply to the post of the last person like leaving a quick reply.

To pick up the format of the game again:
Dawndeere asked:
"Would you rather know WHEN you are going to die or HOW you are going to die?"


I would know when, because I would be too paranoid on trying to avoid the how.

Would you rather eat 10 pounds of skittles everyday for the rest of your life or drink 1 pound of sharpie ink once?

Sharpie ink!

Would you rather live in a world without electricity or a world without indoor plumbing?

Without electricity.

Would you rather be a trophy wife or a high class hooker?

I'm not too sure how I would answer this since I'm a male. But I'd rather be a trophy wife than a high class hooker if I were a female because sleeping around isn't really my thing.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

@totterz hookers and be guys and there are such things as trophy husbands

I would rather be blind, I love music.

Would you rather read one amazing book everyday cover to cover or paint red skittles for the rest of your life?

I'd rather read an amazing book every day then paint red skittles.... I like to draw and paint way too much to only paint red skittles. Also, nothing can beat a good book!

Which TV show would you rather live in, Pokemon or Doctor Who? (Assuming you would take the place of a main character)