Would You Rather?

Heyhey man, you didnt give me a question >:{

@Rikizza that's alright I'll restart the train.

Would you rather be a parent or a child?

I'd rather be a child. (I care for my siblings and it gets annoying after a while)

Would you rather every wall in your room be covered in maggots?
-OR-
Would you rather every floor of your house be covered in Lego blocks?

The maggots never die but stay stuck to the walls.

The legos are glued to the floor and impossible to remove. They could survive a nuclear war.

Lego blocks, I'll just wear boots all the time.

Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers or fingers as long as your legs?

Legs as long as my fingers , because I love joysticks, and controllers.

Would you rather...

Always and forever be frightened by jumpscares, mutilated body parts, and all that is scary twice a day.(Not just computers and movies)
-OR-
Live in an always happy-go-lucky kittens, rainbows and unicorns singing a happy song every 4-5 minutes toddlers cartoon.
(THINK OF THE KIDS RADIO STATIONS IN THE SIMS SERIES)

Live in a happy go lucky cartoon.

Would you rather go back in the past to meet your ancestors or go way into the future to meet your descendants?

Way into the future, just to know what it's like. I think it would be a lot cooler.

Would you rather live in a house in mid air?
OR
Would you rather live in a house underwater?

(Don't worry, you wont fall or drown. There are elevators.)

drink toilet water

Would you rather marry someone rich and ugly or poor and really good-looking

Poor and Good-Looking

Would you rather know how you will die.
-OR-
Would you rather know when you will die.

I'd rather know how.

Would you rather live one 1,000 year life or ten 100 year lives?

Live ten 100 year lives.
Would you rather:
Be feared OR be loved?

Loved
Would you rather have $100,000 in a real currency or $1,000,000 in Amazon gift cards?

$1000000 in Amazon Gift Cards.
Would you rather...
Be partnered with your worst enemy or Have your teacher fall in love with you

Have my teacher fall in love with me ;3

Would you rather live on an island alone or live in a sealed apartment complex with many many strangers.

Live in a sealed apartment complex with many many strangers.

Would you rather:
Die of thirst OR Die of hunger

Die of Thirst, would be quicker..

Would you rather eat everything from now on overly salty or overly sweet?

Overly sweet.
Would you rather:
Marry someone 20 years older than you or 20 years younger than you?

That is a very tricky question given my current age. I can only assume to say what I would hypothetically prefer if I was about 40ish (as to make it legal in the first place either end). It would strongly depend on who it is. I would probably swing more towards older, but only slightly.

WYR:
Have dinner/lunch with Dumbledore or Gandalf?

I'd rather have dinner with Gandalf.

WYR:
Not have sex with a goat and have everyone think you had sex with a goat or have sex with a goat but no one would find out?

Hitting the hard questions, man.

I would never want sex with a goat, so naturally I would choose people thinking I did, but that could come with legal ramifications, that is beastiality charges. So it's a question of which is worse: having sex with a goat or getting a possible criminal record for something I didn't do...

I'd rather not have sex with a goat.

WOULD YOU RATHER:
Get a thousand piercings all over your body or eat rotten food for a week?